johnvertisement.
a change in reality occurred in the 203rd decade in which "marketing" via "john" began to exist. this was retroactively neologized into "johnvertisement".
what's different about johnvertisement is that instead of harvesting the soul of those involved via crude and invasive strategies, it is done remotely and automatically. as such, no monetary exchanges occur in the process of johnvertisement; the value gained by soul extraction covers all relevant costs.
johnvertisement is now in use by a certain number of people and is an X billion dollar industry, where X is a real number within the range 0-65535. there is a wide variety of johnvertisements in existence.
the identity of john has been discovered. it is confidential information.
leaderboard
whiletrue.neocities.org
207540
mondecitronne.com
101078
foreverliketh.is
39465
example.com
23819
eda.gay
22185
3kh0.net
19152
snoopitek.com
18879
yugoslavia.best
18316
george.gh0.pw
16545
sites.google.com/view/limelock/
13604
munvoseli.github.io
13598
https://thedressedmolerat.github.io/
13436
fishme.me
11958
oh.mg
11450
blog.darylsun.page
10690
ambylastname.xyz
9114
tendokyu.moe
8967
jmibo.neocities.org
7888
https://meyyebs.neocities.org/
7774
aroace.space
7672
nano.lgbt
7653
wii.gay
7314
ubq323.website
7263
jizzmail.com
7010
https://viba.neocities.org/
6765
https://mizuki.world
6328
itzzcode.github.io
5816
tabby-the-tabby.neocities.org
5610
beefox.xyz
5575
freya.cat
5031
mouse.lgbt
4643
mregggga.github.io
4627
authenyo.xyz
4565
motan.gay
4419
nest.place
4358
gra.phite.ro
4324
suntooth.neocities.org/
4171
heav.mondecitronne.com
4125
etbcor.com
3944
daudix.one
3777
selaere.github.io
3775
muncee.neocities.org
3564
zagura.one
3523
thepersonever.neocities.org
3428
https://pastel-skies.nekoweb.org
3406
trimill.xyz
3399
razetime.github.io
3348
estrogens.rocks
3329
itzzen.net
3328
celeste.exposed
3197
ducdat0507.github.io
3187
friday-girl.neocities.org
3132
chiitopia.neocities.org
3117
kpwu.neocities.org
3028
truttle1.xyz
2946
pyrotelekinetic.github.io
2910
aei.sh
2834
rit.wtf
2654
ass.si
2464
bluemanedhawk.github.io
2461
daudix.codeberg.page
2415
bnbws.neocities.org
2272
unnick.mice.tel
2230
test.gdps.42web.io
2197
noob.quest
2157
redcatho.de
2134
mym.moe
2121
https://temmiemew.neocities.org
2062
hecko.my.to
2008
xan.lol
1925
berrymot.github.io
1867
https://ardgonian.neocities.org
1811
olus2000.pl
1748
am-i.gay
1709
https://117.zone
1681
https://arrveetar.neocities.org/
1680
kantraa.neocities.org
1659
leap123.neocities.org
1614
osp.gay
1607
https://fr1234.neocities.org/
1599
sketchy.company
1598
aaadelnrrv.online
1593
heav.apionet.net
1558
coderrrrr.site
1538
miastonished.github.io
1534
bee.oriented.software
1478
lattemacchiato.dev
1425
https://keysklubhouse.com/
1420
not-america.online
1408
vanten-s.com
1354
grace-god.neocities.org
1292
metamuffin.org
1273
murder.zone
1268
https:://kantraaslair.neocities.org
1242
ana.rchy.gay
1242
44nifty.com
1241
tilde.club/~tasiaiso/
1234
gabrielggr.us.to
1225
osmarks.net
1215
https://lelbois.nekoweb.org/
1161
thatsniceguy.com
1145
https://nongmotrash.github.io/
1138
blunt.gay
1126
https://boatemhq.neocities.org/
1125
psychpsyo.com
1069
nothing.delivery
1065
crispylettuce3.github.io
1059
maven.pages.gay
1049
https://glarfe.neocities.org/
1033
zeusofthecrows.github.io
1032
pala.tilde.team
1017
https://overthetopstories.neocities.org/
1011
ketraline.neocities.org
1004
cam.fyi
1004
https://drfred.nekoweb.org
1000
https://sonicadventuretwo.neocities.org
999
https://morrowseer.neocities.org
994
https://kraafter.me
990
cancelled.work
970
https://willdotjpg.gay
968
lexiqqq.com
947
none.monster
928
https://yungwake0.neocities.org
906
gn69.neocities.com
902
randompcb.nekoweb.org
898
emailaffinity.top
891
https://funnyorangecat-dotcom.neocities.org/
890
sorg.codeberg.page
855
johnbot.org
836
nespectio.glitch.me
828
askiiart.net
815
zolf.xyz
811
lx12.net
805
blue-maned_hawk.srht.site
803
buster.nekoweb.org
801
https:://kantraa.nex.sh
796
artificialdeity.neocities.com
779
w2s.neocities.org
779
ultlang.github.io
775
aredia.neocities.org
770
https://angelribs.neocities.org
765
0t.lt
759
aspenland.neocities.org
755
garden.lgbt
751
lunaa.ch
736
motan.works
712
coolkase.dev
706
https://marii2.duckdns.org/
698
https://basketsjourney.neocities.org/
681
https://isopod.cool/
680
mateishome.page
669
committy.glitch.me
655
korio.me
649
lukena.cc
628
thehigherweclimbtheharderwefall.glitch.me
628
https://moonsetterindustries.neocities.org/ADSindabox
627
poetofu.neocities.org
626
kotikone.xyz
626
deci.pages.gay
625
writeblankspace.netlify.app
616
toasty.place
614
sungsphinx.codeberg.page
612
ambyshframber.neocities.org
598
k00.eu
597
twotwos.nekoweb.org
591
23sonics.zone
583
utoog.neocities.org
578
http://truttle1.xyz/truttlecities/~Itzzy/MainStreet/index.html
577
nofoxgiven.onthewifi.com
572
https://b0vik.dev
568
aspenlangs.neocities.org
566
shandriy.github.io
542
ethanleitch.github.io
540
quackandlisa.the-comic.org
535
https://777vipfurrygacor.games
515
owouwuowo.cyou
501
https://johnvertspam.neocities.org/
496
onmydansemacabre.xyz
491
ridiche.me
479
cominixo.dev
479
derg.rest
476
sillynet.neocities.org
475
cirno.social
449
bynux.gay
446
https://voicedrew.xyz/
441
donfluffles.gay
440
shmoko.neocities.org
429
jae.gay
424
https://lopster.neocities.org/
422
darxoon.neocities.org
421
asnev.neocities.org
413
kpwu.
399
whimwithc.neocities.org
393
tasiaiso.vulpecula.zone
391
bnuuycoded.uk
382
josharo.com
379
fizzzy963.github.io
379
https://benjifemboy.org
375
daudix.exozy.me
373
lockheartlove.neocities.org
372
https://electric-rush.blogspot.com/
370
connar.online
368
omnom.gay
367
cyborgcatboys.neocities.org
365
lockheart.love
352
citrons.neocities.org
348
robinsaviary.com
347
locke.computer
345
alextecplayz.github.io
335
the-sauna.icu
333
daudix.envs.net
332
university.of-john.com
330
https://cherylcherylcheryl.neocities.org
327
femishonuga.com
326
http://amiller42.github.io/Cursed-Language
321
arklamp.neocities.org
314
nkko.me
312
blog.shift.gay
309
jeder.pl
307
gracee.lol
303
dabric.xyz
302
infra.girl.pp.ua
299
starundrscre.gay
295
https://staticpour.neocities.org/
293
daudix-ufo.codeberg.page
292
axtlos.neocities.org
291
xeras.amongtech.cc
290
https://exidys-stash.neocities.org/
289
kayh.dev
287
portalsam.net
287
darxoon.github.io
286
misteki.uk.to
282
argil.dev
279
deci.systems
278
cyanidesduality.neocities.org
274
kinitoafterstory.nekoweb.org
273
thecoolwebsite.com
272
wlodekm.nekoweb.org
271
https://harrietland.neocities.org/
267
https://sites.google.com/view/wdbgr/home
265
https://ouroboreas.neocities.org
259
https://evais.gay
258
natesmind.space
257
axelcentral.neocities.org
254
roseis.gay
251
ginger.rto.community
250
enbyte.github.io
248
boysmeller.nekoweb.org
248
ijo-nasa-nasa.neocities.org
238
https://abbys-notebook.neocities.org/
238
https://jhorn.net/
233
https://tetrisk-lair.neocities.org/
231
dispencer.neocities.org
228
16bitparadise.org
226
razor0.repl.co
224
https://incoherent.neocities.org/
223
to be delisted, send a request to stuff@mondecitronne.com
how to add johnvertisements to a webpage
it is recommended that one inserts johnvertisements onto all webpages within their control. luckily, it is easy to do.
paste the "embed" into the HTML of all webpages:
<iframe src="https://john.citrons.xyz/embed?ref=example.com" style="margin-left:auto;display:block;margin-right:auto;max-width:732px;width:100%;height:94px;border:none;"></iframe>
replace "example.com" with the actual domain name of your website.
how to johnvertise
it is recommended that those sentient create johnvertisements. luckily, it is easy to do.
send an email to stuff@mondecitronne.com. please include the following:
- the image which comprises your advertisement
- (optional) a URL to direct those who click upon it
HOWEVER: there are various stipulations. these stipulations must be honored by the submitter in order to have their johnvertisement deployed.
stipulations (MANDATORY)
- the image should be 722x84, be in a common image format, contain no malware, and be less than 500KB.
- the image should be merited on its own, regardless of the content it links to.
- the ad and the content it links to should break 0 laws (unless such laws violate human rights)
- the ad should not be morally reprehensible
- the ad should not contain earthly (or martian) capitalism
- if you are to use an animated image format, the animated image should not contain rapid flashing
- you should be able to legally show the advertisement to a child
- you should be able to morally show the advertisement to a child
- the advertisement should not depict or condone heterosexuality
- the advertisement should not depict a hand with 8 fingers
- the advertisement should not depict nasal demons in a positive manner
submissions violatory of these stipulations will be rejected unconditionally. do not submit such advertisements. submissions may also be rejected for any arbitrary reason, regardless of the stipulations; however, this has not yet occurred.
please attach the image to the email, rather than sending a link. please name the image file something other than "johnvertisement.png", "john.png", "ad.png", or otherwise.
note that gmail tends to place my emails, even replies, in spam folders. check there if you do not see my reply, which will likely occur within a few days. (this response time is not guaranteed)
I am not john. do not call me john.