johnvertisement.
a change in reality occurred in the 203rd decade in which "marketing" via "john" began to exist. this was retroactively neologized into "johnvertisement".
what's different about johnvertisement is that instead of harvesting the soul of those involved via crude and invasive strategies, it is done remotely and automatically. as such, no monetary exchanges occur in the process of johnvertisement; the value gained by soul extraction covers all relevant costs.
johnvertisement is now in use by a certain number of people and is an X billion dollar industry, where X is a real number within the range 0-65535. there is a wide variety of johnvertisements in existence.
the identity of john has been discovered. it is confidential information.
leaderboard
whiletrue.neocities.org
82835
mondecitronne.com
22235
george.gh0.pw
8571
fishme.me
6115
foreverliketh.is
5935
aroace.space
5244
munvoseli.github.io
4444
ubq323.website
4212
nest.place
4084
eda.gay
2981
ambylastname.xyz
2956
example.com
2725
snoopitek.com
2566
jmibo.neocities.org
2385
tabby-the-tabby.neocities.org
2042
jizzmail.com
1972
https://meyyebs.neocities.org/
1794
truttle1.xyz
1771
yugoslavia.best
1697
https://viba.neocities.org/
1580
itzzen.net
1450
suntooth.neocities.org/
1324
berrymot.github.io
1310
heav.mondecitronne.com
1299
celeste.exposed
1289
motan.gay
1216
sites.google.com/view/limelock/
1180
muncee.neocities.org
1151
osmarks.net
1146
trimill.xyz
1087
kpwu.neocities.org
1014
crispylettuce3.github.io
981
https:://kantraaslair.neocities.org
972
razetime.github.io
868
am-i.gay
858
selaere.github.io
851
chiitopia.neocities.org
851
https://morrowseer.neocities.org
791
https:://kantraa.nex.sh
775
murder.zone
718
https://temmiemew.neocities.org
588
zagura.one
587
nespectio.glitch.me
574
lukena.cc
571
aspenlangs.neocities.org
516
http://truttle1.xyz/truttlecities/~Itzzy/MainStreet/index.html
515
rit.wtf
486
https://fr1234.neocities.org/
436
sillynet.neocities.org
431
thatsniceguy.com
427
cirno.social
409
none.monster
396
tendokyu.moe
376
estrogens.rocks
359
aaadelnrrv.online
358
hecko.my.to
340
bluemanedhawk.github.io
321
locke.computer
318
asnev.neocities.org
314
itzzcode.github.io
314
cyborgcatboys.neocities.org
305
whimwithc.neocities.org
303
owouwuowo.cyou
300
gracee.lol
300
xeras.amongtech.cc
278
https://isopod.cool/
250
ultlang.github.io
248
sketchy.company
243
zeusofthecrows.github.io
242
citrons.neocities.org
232
pyrotelekinetic.github.io
219
hpage.osmarks.net
211
0t.lt
211
olus2000.pl
191
razor0.repl.co
185
ambyshframber.neocities.org
183
blos.sm
181
https://arrveetar.neocities.org/
178
thehigherweclimbtheharderwefall.glitch.me
177
josharo.com
148
https://sites.google.com/view/wdbgr/home
146
ketraline.neocities.org
141
aspenland.neocities.org
126
starundrscre.gay
123
darxoon.github.io
122
ijo-nasa-nasa.neocities.org
122
https://johnvertspam.neocities.org/
115
friday-girl.neocities.org
108
cyanidesduality.neocities.org
107
axelcentral.neocities.org
107
skylarhill.me
106
https://evais.gay
103
shatteredpalisa.de
94
http://truttle1.xyz/truttlecities/~Itzzy/MainStreet/ads.html
93
https://glarfe.neocities.org/
93
utoog.neocities.org
88
miniclub.amongtech.cc
86
findanegg.neocities.org
84
enbyte.github.io
83
http://amiller42.github.io/Cursed-Language
72
kpwu.
72
files.gracee.ga
71
http://kingstudios.neocities.org
70
http://truttle1.xyz/truttlecities/~Itzzy/davenport/index.html
64
unix.lgbt
62
https://yungwake0.neocities.org
60
ath.69.mu
58
https://exidys-stash.neocities.org/
54
https://incoherent.neocities.org/
49
grace-god.neocities.org
49
jan-jo.neocities.org
48
sweeteiche.neocities.org
48
clubgarfield.neocities.org
47
cvni1981.github.io/website/
44
https://creating-worlds.net/
44
tomxcd.me
42
qwd.software
40
sugarfi.dev
39
awaffle1.github.io
38
https://me.deeptwisty.com/
35
https://ctrl-spacedust.neocities.org/
31
https://berrybasket.000webhostapp.com
31
theultimateyes.neocities.org
28
http://truttle1.xyz/truttlecities/~fox/ProgrammingLand/
26
https://tonoa.vidkards.repl.co/
25
http://berrymot.github.io
24
fedi.aroace.space
24
palindromic.neocities.org
24
https://tofutoast.github.io/annoying-discord-message/
21
https://tabby-the-tabby.neocities.org
18
aaadelnrrv.neocities.org
18
http://www.lyxal.pythonanywhere.com
16
itsblitz.neocities.org
16
https://hexedbug.neocities.org
16
ethanleitch.github.io
16
pala.tilde.team
16
https://editor.p5js.org/VilgotanL/full/CQ7tjwROwP
15
gessit.gracee.lol
15
lakkie.net
15
adcardz.com/moneytraffic
14
ecto.surge.sh
13
blarggs.net
13
https://slimysomething.neocities.org/
12
9hax.net
11
helena.place
11
56independent.notawebsite" style="margin-left:auto;display:block;margin-right:auto;max-width:732px;width:100%;height:94px;border:none;
11
k00.eu
10
dabric.xyz
10
cvni1981.github.io/mute-ante/
9
snwy.me
6
http://truttle1.xyz/truttlecities/~Itzzy/MainStreet/
6
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6
s-over-4.github.io
6
http://baterina.net
6
malanaz.com/tranh-tang-khai-truong-mua-tranh-gi-malanaz-shopping/
6
https
5
mcmunchie.dev
5
repaircddvd.com [note from citrons: THIS IS MALWARE. I'm keeping this here because it's really funny]
5
malanaz.com/tranh-treo-tuong-bang-dong-tranh-dong-phong-thuy/
5
malanaz.com/mua-tranh-tang-tan-gia-o-dau-tranh-tang-tan-gia-sale-off-50/
5
to be delisted, send a request to stuff@mondecitronne.com
how to add johnvertisements to a webpage
it is recommended that one inserts johnvertisements onto all webpages within their control. luckily, it is easy to do.
paste the "embed" into the HTML of all webpages:
<iframe src="https://john.citrons.xyz/embed?ref=example.com" style="margin-left:auto;display:block;margin-right:auto;max-width:732px;width:100%;height:94px;border:none;"></iframe>
replace "example.com" with the actual domain name of your website.
how to johnvertise
it is recommended that those sentient create johnvertisements. luckily, it is easy to do.
send an email to stuff@mondecitronne.com. please include the following:
- the image which comprises your advertisement
- (optional) a URL to direct those who click upon it
HOWEVER: there are various stipulations. these stipulations must be honored by the submitter in order to have their johnvertisement deployed.
stipulations (MANDATORY)
- the image should be 728x90, be in a common image format, contain no malware, and be less than 500KB.
- the ad and the content it links to should break 0 laws (unless such laws violate human rights)
- the ad should not be morally reprehensible
- the ad should not contain earthly (or martian) capitalism
- if you are to use an animated image format, the animated image should not contain rapid flashing
- you should be able to legally show the advertisement to a child
- you should be able to morally show the advertisement to a child
- the advertisement should not depict or condone heterosexuality
- the advertisement should not depict a hand with 8 fingers
- the advertisement should not depict nasal demons in a positive manner
submissions violatory of these stipulations will be rejected unconditionally. do not submit such advertisements. submissions may also be rejected for any arbitrary reason, regardless of the stipulations; however, this has not yet occurred.
note that gmail tends to place my emails, even replies, in spam folders. check there if you do not see my reply, which will likely occur within a few days. (this response time is not guaranteed)