johnvertisement.

a change in reality occurred in the 203rd decade in which "marketing" via "john" began to exist. this was retroactively neologized into "johnvertisement".

what's different about johnvertisement is that instead of harvesting the soul of those involved via crude and invasive strategies, it is done remotely and automatically. as such, no monetary exchanges occur in the process of johnvertisement; the value gained by soul extraction covers all relevant costs.

johnvertisement is now in use by a certain number of people and is an X billion dollar industry, where X is a real number within the range 0-65535. there is a wide variety of johnvertisements in existence.

the identity of john has been discovered. it is confidential information.

leaderboard

whiletrue.neocities.org

82835

mondecitronne.com

22235

george.gh0.pw

8571

fishme.me

6115

foreverliketh.is

5935

aroace.space

5244

munvoseli.github.io

4444

ubq323.website

4212

nest.place

4084

eda.gay

2981

ambylastname.xyz

2956

example.com

2725

snoopitek.com

2566

jmibo.neocities.org

2385

tabby-the-tabby.neocities.org

2042

jizzmail.com

1972

https://meyyebs.neocities.org/

1794

truttle1.xyz

1771

yugoslavia.best

1697

https://viba.neocities.org/

1580

itzzen.net

1450

suntooth.neocities.org/

1324

berrymot.github.io

1310

heav.mondecitronne.com

1299

celeste.exposed

1289

motan.gay

1216

sites.google.com/view/limelock/

1180

muncee.neocities.org

1151

osmarks.net

1146

trimill.xyz

1087

kpwu.neocities.org

1014

crispylettuce3.github.io

981

https:://kantraaslair.neocities.org

972

razetime.github.io

868

am-i.gay

858

selaere.github.io

851

chiitopia.neocities.org

851

https://morrowseer.neocities.org

791

https:://kantraa.nex.sh

775

murder.zone

718

https://temmiemew.neocities.org

588

zagura.one

587

nespectio.glitch.me

574

lukena.cc

571

aspenlangs.neocities.org

516

http://truttle1.xyz/truttlecities/~Itzzy/MainStreet/index.html

515

rit.wtf

486

https://fr1234.neocities.org/

436

sillynet.neocities.org

431

thatsniceguy.com

427

cirno.social

409

none.monster

396

tendokyu.moe

376

estrogens.rocks

359

aaadelnrrv.online

358

hecko.my.to

340

bluemanedhawk.github.io

321

locke.computer

318

asnev.neocities.org

314

itzzcode.github.io

314

cyborgcatboys.neocities.org

305

whimwithc.neocities.org

303

owouwuowo.cyou

300

gracee.lol

300

xeras.amongtech.cc

278

https://isopod.cool/

250

ultlang.github.io

248

sketchy.company

243

zeusofthecrows.github.io

242

citrons.neocities.org

232

pyrotelekinetic.github.io

219

hpage.osmarks.net

211

0t.lt

211

olus2000.pl

191

razor0.repl.co

185

ambyshframber.neocities.org

183

blos.sm

181

https://arrveetar.neocities.org/

178

thehigherweclimbtheharderwefall.glitch.me

177

josharo.com

148

https://sites.google.com/view/wdbgr/home

146

ketraline.neocities.org

141

aspenland.neocities.org

126

starundrscre.gay

123

darxoon.github.io

122

ijo-nasa-nasa.neocities.org

122

https://johnvertspam.neocities.org/

115

friday-girl.neocities.org

108

cyanidesduality.neocities.org

107

axelcentral.neocities.org

107

skylarhill.me

106

https://evais.gay

103

shatteredpalisa.de

http://truttle1.xyz/truttlecities/~Itzzy/MainStreet/ads.html

https://glarfe.neocities.org/

utoog.neocities.org

miniclub.amongtech.cc

findanegg.neocities.org

enbyte.github.io

http://amiller42.github.io/Cursed-Language

kpwu.

files.gracee.ga

http://kingstudios.neocities.org

http://truttle1.xyz/truttlecities/~Itzzy/davenport/index.html

unix.lgbt

https://yungwake0.neocities.org

ath.69.mu

https://exidys-stash.neocities.org/

https://incoherent.neocities.org/

grace-god.neocities.org

jan-jo.neocities.org

sweeteiche.neocities.org

clubgarfield.neocities.org

cvni1981.github.io/website/

https://creating-worlds.net/

tomxcd.me

qwd.software

sugarfi.dev

awaffle1.github.io

https://me.deeptwisty.com/

https://ctrl-spacedust.neocities.org/

https://berrybasket.000webhostapp.com

theultimateyes.neocities.org

http://truttle1.xyz/truttlecities/~fox/ProgrammingLand/

https://tonoa.vidkards.repl.co/

http://berrymot.github.io

fedi.aroace.space

palindromic.neocities.org

https://tofutoast.github.io/annoying-discord-message/

https://tabby-the-tabby.neocities.org

aaadelnrrv.neocities.org

http://www.lyxal.pythonanywhere.com

itsblitz.neocities.org

https://hexedbug.neocities.org

ethanleitch.github.io

pala.tilde.team

https://editor.p5js.org/VilgotanL/full/CQ7tjwROwP

gessit.gracee.lol

lakkie.net

adcardz.com/moneytraffic

ecto.surge.sh

blarggs.net

https://slimysomething.neocities.org/

9hax.net

helena.place

56independent.notawebsite" style="margin-left:auto;display:block;margin-right:auto;max-width:732px;width:100%;height:94px;border:none;

k00.eu

dabric.xyz

cvni1981.github.io/mute-ante/

snwy.me

http://truttle1.xyz/truttlecities/~Itzzy/MainStreet/

s-over-4.github.io

http://baterina.net

malanaz.com/tranh-tang-khai-truong-mua-tranh-gi-malanaz-shopping/

https

mcmunchie.dev

repaircddvd.com [note from citrons: THIS IS MALWARE. I'm keeping this here because it's really funny]

malanaz.com/tranh-treo-tuong-bang-dong-tranh-dong-phong-thuy/

malanaz.com/mua-tranh-tang-tan-gia-o-dau-tranh-tang-tan-gia-sale-off-50/

to be delisted, send a request to stuff@mondecitronne.com

how to add johnvertisements to a webpage

it is recommended that one inserts johnvertisements onto all webpages within their control. luckily, it is easy to do.

paste the "embed" into the HTML of all webpages:

<iframe src="https://john.citrons.xyz/embed?ref=example.com" style="margin-left:auto;display:block;margin-right:auto;max-width:732px;width:100%;height:94px;border:none;"></iframe>

replace "example.com" with the actual domain name of your website.

how to johnvertise

it is recommended that those sentient create johnvertisements. luckily, it is easy to do.

send an email to stuff@mondecitronne.com. please include the following:

the image which comprises your advertisement
(optional) a URL to direct those who click upon it

HOWEVER: there are various stipulations. these stipulations must be honored by the submitter in order to have their johnvertisement deployed.

stipulations (MANDATORY)

the image should be 728x90, be in a common image format, contain no malware, and be less than 500KB.
the ad and the content it links to should break 0 laws (unless such laws violate human rights)
the ad should not be morally reprehensible
the ad should not contain earthly (or martian) capitalism
if you are to use an animated image format, the animated image should not contain rapid flashing
you should be able to legally show the advertisement to a child
you should be able to morally show the advertisement to a child
the advertisement should not depict or condone heterosexuality
the advertisement should not depict a hand with 8 fingers
the advertisement should not depict nasal demons in a positive manner

submissions violatory of these stipulations will be rejected unconditionally. do not submit such advertisements. submissions may also be rejected for any arbitrary reason, regardless of the stipulations; however, this has not yet occurred.

note that gmail tends to place my emails, even replies, in spam folders. check there if you do not see my reply, which will likely occur within a few days. (this response time is not guaranteed)